monday morning, turning back

i just got a job. like just now. i interviewed this morning for a housing job, doing grounds or maintenance or custodial at westmoreland. it was the shortest interview in the world, and i couldn’t tell if it was because i’m extremely unqualified, or because it’s a lame, brainless job, and of course i’m hired, because i’m not brainless. but then i was at work, lala, playing torment and reading the internet and things, and i got a phone call from personnel source that gave me no information but basically she said “please come take an excel test because this job wants you to know excel.” she didn’t really tell me what the job was, when it would start, or how she got my number … so i rode my bike out there to see what was up. they had me take a typing test (71wpm!) and an excel test (71% overall, better than i thought, since that test was the first time i ever used excel, pretty much) and then the lady took me into her office. while she was shuffling papers i saw a printout from monster.com, which is really cool, since i just filled that thing out like two days ago. anyway, she told me they have a position they really need to fill at symantec, and it’s forty hours a week at $9 an hour for four to six weeks, and they would like me to be there at eight o’clock tomorrow morning.
!!
this means i have to figure out how to get to symantec.
(song: “you never give me your money,” beatles)