i love library school because here, “i want to finish my book” is a valid excuse for not going out to the bar.
(song: “the new year,” death cab for cutie)
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and “I want to finish my beer” is a good excuse for not going to library school.
But the best excuse is “I have to go to the bar to finish my book.”
Well that just leaves, “I have to go to the library to finish my beer.”
-= Chris
no food or drink in the library!!
That’s the authoritative librarian’s boot on your neck. Rise up against the food and beverage repression! Beer in the library is as good as freedom in your hand
i bet you wish my boot were on your neck.
actually, now that y’all mention it, beer in the library sounds pretty ok.
knowing you it wouldn’t be a boot, rather I think it would be a sandal or low converse all stars. but most likely bare feet on my neck.
Re-usable, seal-able containers are allowed in library. So it’s beer in Nalgeen bottles (low class) or liquor in flasks (high class).
“Tall boys” and 40s are completely out.
mm … flask.
No liquor in Nalgeens?
Liquor in Nalgeen? Oh, you classless trollop!
-= Chris
I VERY MUCH enjoyed this conversation. I prefer the beer in the library over the book in the bar.